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Was playing a game of Genocide bingo earlier. Nearly got a full 10 points for an entire family wiped out, but one of the young lads survived and I only got a nine pointer. I wonder what the Israeli psychopaths have in store for the Gaza population tomorrow?

The new Conservative Party advent calendar this year can only be sold to over 18's. That's because there are pictures of cunts, dicks and tits behind each door.

The home office responding to allegations of racism and incompetence regarding the accidental release of the Epping migrant and sex offender Hadush Kebatu,, a spokesman said " the criticism on both counts is unfair, any one could have made the mistake given all niggers look the same."

I now understand the definition of focus and tunneled vision determination of the task at hand. Knocking one out over Gabby Logan while she is on screen with three football pundits.

I was about to board my ryan air flight and the guy doing the boarding said ' 21 to the rear must go via the back door" I said to him "fuck that, I am only flying back to Dublin to see my.mother"

I just told a fit bird down my local that her arse looked like the perfect peach. She took offence, pulled out the stone , threw it at me and it hit me in the eye. Bitch.

I have just e mailed the IDF and the Israeli Government, I sent them a google pin and let them know that HAMAS leaders are currently having a meeting in my ex wife's house.

I ended up putting half a load into the washing machine earlier. Only because I nicked my ball sack in the detergent drawer and shot the rest of my load over the kitchen worktop.

I have just received my new blowtorch, scalpel, hammer, gimp mask and selfie stick. Now to find out if my girlfriends cat really does have nine lives.

NEWFLASH The Supreme Court has determined that a woman is a woman