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In a further Western move to up the ante against Russia, the British Government has just announced their intention to open 200 'Greggs' stores in Russia.

In a further Western move to up the ante against The Putin Regime, the British Government has just announced their intention to open 200 'Greggs' stores in Russia

In a further Western move to up the ante against The Putin Regime, the British Government has just announced their intention to open 200 'Greggs' stores in Russia

I decided to go live amongst a Penguin Colony in Antarctica for a week as part of my PhD studies. Unfortunately I only lasted a couple of hours as I took cold feet.

I decided to go live amongst a Penguin Colony in Antarctica for a week as part of my PhD studies. Unfortunately I only lasted a couple of hours as I got cold feet.

I was in the Vets yesterday and I got out my enormous glistening cock right in front of the beautiful blonde assistant in the surgery. She said to me, "that's definitely bird flu, keep him in doors and given him these tablets every day for a week"

I decided to undertake a series of tests to identify the ethnic background of my family. Our PH Tests came back as 7 which is Neutral, that really pissed of my Dad, as he has been telling everyone our ancestors were acidic Jews.

There is always to sides to any story. The Russians have claimed earlier today to have launched a Hypersonic Missile striking fear into Ukrainians and NATO Allies as this enormous projectile flies at high speeds through the sky. Meanwhile in the UK, the Sun reported that Katie Price's favorite dildo has gone missing.

My Uncle was over earlier for Sunday lunch. The arrogant twat was trying to impress us all with the cash he was raking in following the success of his medical devices business, he even claimed to have sold 1m catheters last year and was now buying a yacht with the profits. Being the cynic I am, I didn't believe a word of it. I thought he was taking the piss.

My son was telling me about his history class yesterday about how all the African slaves were emancipated. As I said to my son, why don't they just add fibre to thier diet or eat a few prunes , that will solve the problem.