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That girl you called fat. She ate all the pies. That girl you called a slut in class. She been cocked more times that Elmer Fudd’s shotgun. The man you made fun of for crying. He’s a sissy faggot. The boy you called poor. He’s a Labour voter. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He’s probably an old paedo. The boy you pushed down the stairs the other day. He broke his leg and it was fucking hilarious. Share if you think bullying is fun.

Unbelievable. 364 days until Christmas and some sad cunts already have their decorations up!

I love Carol's this time of year. There's nothing better than wanking over my vintage, festive edition of Countdown DVD.

A grooming gang were busted recently in Dublin. Police were alerted after spotting several freshly clippered and well presented poodles.

If I get gender reassignment surgery... Can I sell my car as having had 'one lady owner'?

Is it just me, or does anyone else look at these 'Have you seen this missing teenage girl' posts on Facebook and think, "yup, that little chav is getting bent over for a good solid fucking by a gigantic black cock" I was just wondering, like...

I asked my wife if she wanted to watch that film where the big monkey takes over an aeroplane and all the city gets smashed up. "what, Rampage?" she asked. "No, 9/11"

I was sat at standstill on the M25 today, when I noticed a load of kids in the road holding up the cars. Hundreds of them, 8 & 9 year olds plus a load of toddlers. Child trafficking is real!

The Daily Express: "How to avoid Monkey Pox." Step one. Don't be black...

What's worse than a Muslim? A pregnant fucking Muslim.