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The London acid attacker has been found He currently working at the BBC as a diversify co-ordinator

Thinking back to when I was at my old school in the mid 90s, one afternoon I walked past a random office in a quiet section of the school and caught the portly bursar looking up the skirt of the sexy 40 something secretary that every lad there fancied (think Sophia Loren meets pop princess Louise) who he had stood on a stepladder and was handing her box files that she was putting on the top shelf. (had seen him around her before and could tell he liked her the way his usually stern face lit up in delight as he'd say hello to her, and waving to her from afar when he spotted her) As she reached up to place a file on the shelf he'd bend down slightly and have a quick peak up her above the knee skirt, then savour looking up close at her lovely black nylon (denier 10) legs down to her black high heels.. then hed hand her another file, bend down, peak. and repeat .. she being seemingly oblivious to his sneaky pleasure of sheer nylon heaven.. at one point he turned slightly and I saw side of his bespectacled flushed face, his expression one of blissful ecstasy.. until he spotted me watching and nearly jumped out of his tent pitched trousers! with full eye contact from his shocked guilty face (probably made him prematurely spend his just about to release load!)

Gonna be a bit weird having a wank to Doctor Who.

The sands of time are running out for Julian Sands.. ⏳

[Oscar Pistorius is eating at a Sushi bar when he is approached by Gaff, a court enforcer, speaking in native African. Oscar gestures to the Sushi Master for translation] Sushi Master : He say you under arrest, Mister Pistorius. Oscar: Got the wrong guy pal. Gaff : Lófaszt! Nehogy már! Te vagy a Blade, Blade Runner.. Sushi Master : He say you brade runna! Oscar : Tell him I'm eating. Gaff : Reeva Steenkamp! toka. Meni-o mae-yo. Oscar: Reeva huh *smirks*

The one where they go to Genesis and find Chandler's rejuvenated body

Parkinson: The Final Episode. Parkys corpse being wheeled out next to the corpses of Jerry Springer, Tony Bennett, and Dame Edna. About as interesting as if they'd all been alive

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to be awarded the Nobbly Bobbly prize instead

UK nil pois what. the. hell. just. HAPPPENED?!