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Thinking back to when I was at my old school in the mid 90s, one afternoon I walked past a random office in a quiet section of the school and caught the portly bursar looking up the skirt of the sexy 40 something secretary that every lad there fancied (think Sophia Loren meets pop princess Louise) who he had stood on a stepladder and was handing her box files that she was putting on the top shelf. (had seen him around her before and could tell he liked her the way his usually stern face lit up in delight as he'd say hello to her, and waving to her from afar when he spotted her) As she reached up to place a file on the shelf he'd bend down slightly and have a quick peak up her above the knee skirt, then savour looking up close at her lovely black nylon (denier 10) legs down to her black high heels.. then hed hand her another file, bend down, peak. and repeat .. she being seemingly oblivious to his sneaky pleasure of sheer nylon heaven.. at one point he turned slightly and I saw side of his bespectacled flushed face, his expression one of blissful ecstasy.. until he spotted me watching and nearly jumped out of his tent pitched trousers! with full eye contact from his shocked guilty face (probably made him prematurely spend his just about to release load!)
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dogsbody14 Come on Gareth, hit us with another masterpiece of mirth! Your public are awaiting another witty and satirical bundle of joy and mirth to entertain us....
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dogsbody14 We know the truth Gareth, it's been proven beyond any reasonable doubt, SO for the record, again , it's up to YOU to prove that the various alts aren't you! The longer you leave it,the more proof we have?
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dogsbody14 'Hard drive' interesting that you should mention that Gareth....6am Knock Knock? BTW....That does constitute a threat,however hard you try to deny it....Interesting to see how many threats you have made over the years? Tut Tut!!
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dogsbody14 Our residential comedy genius hits new heights of satire and originality with this absolute gem! Completely written with no jealously or bitterness, just pure,unfiltered humour, guaranteed to entertain the whole family, plus,you will be telling this wonderful joke to all your friends for months to come! Well done Gareth, 10/10
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lennyscrevasse Look at this, 10 and then another 5. I think it's time to investigate who's really got multiple accounts on here
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