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I see Bill Turnpull has gone to heaven. Just like after a mornings tv presenting sat next to Susanna Reid in tight fit skirt stockings and heels

the bad news - The Queen is dead the good news - Kate Middleton and Susanna Reid wearing black nylons again.

the good news - Putin is going to die soon the bad news - he's taking us all with him

Carol Vorderman in a TravelLodge on her back wearing only stockings suspenders heels as her 5 guys take turns to the Countdown jingle. can they each last the 30 seconds before they go tingle 'Oh-Oh! Oh-Oh! Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh OHHHHHH!!!'

The sands of time are running out for Julian Sands.. ⏳

what were Alec Baldwins first words after shooting dead the camera woman? "Bang! and the cinematographers gone."

If anythings come out of this sorry tale its how utterly useless dogs are

Apparently the latest theory is she mustve been taken. But they don't know who they are , and they don't know what they want.

If only Liam Neeson had been her dad - she'd be found by now.

so China is about team up with Russia to destroy the west and rule the world .. Superman, now would be a good time to reveal yourself .. (ok not very sick but I guess im just concerned about being vaporised this year)