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2 Sickipedia users are eating a joke by Normanmasturbates and 1 says to the other " does this taste funny to you? "

So apparently " jokes " concerning typical Facebook posts by hipster arseholes passes off as sick and funny on this website and long fucking paragraphs about how Sickipedia is shit these days... ( Irony incase a lot of you are retarded ) is also too hilarious and it is shocking because this used to be a sanctuary for people who came on and wrote ( sometimes ) an original sick joke and all of us users used to rejoice and were grateful to know they were other people like us in the world who wouldn't dish out the " racist " or " sexist " card to the user or joke creator. So to end this shitty rant I will leave everyone here a proper sick joke and one of my personal favourites. I was shitting myself when a Muslim came into the WHSmith and shouted " Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allahhhhhave a bar of Galaxy please. Fucking stuttering brown bastard.

An English man, a Scottish man and a Chinese man are on a plane across America and it crashes into the desert and before it goes down the pilot sends out a distress call, so after 2 weeks a rescue team find the wreckage of the plane and next to the plane they find the English man and according to the coroner the man died because of dehydration. Then another week goes by and they find the Scottish man, and again the cause of death is dehydration. So after another 2 weeks they find the Chinese man roaming around the middle of the desert and they're all in amazement at the fact he managed to survive this long in the desert and so they ask the man " How did you Survive this long? " and the Chinese man says " Me no dumb, me no siwwy, me drink water fwom my wiwwy. "

So Donald Trump recently called African countries " Shitholes " and people seem to disagree with him... But if the African governments clubbed together then they could stop mosquitoes dying needlessly of Aids each year. ( Jimmy Carr joke )

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? A big fucking fence.

So apparently all these rivers across Britain have burst their banks due to the heavy rain and the melting of the overnight snow... The last time I heard the word " burst " I was thinking about Madeliene McCann's cunt.

A man comes out of a coma after a horrible car crash and he begins to suffer amnesia and in order to remember his life before, he goes back home with his supposed wife and when they get back the man is introduced to his 3 daughters and he says to the oldest girl " what's your name? " And she says " Pettel... because after I was born you held me in your arms outside of the hospital and a pettel flew on my head. " and then the man remembers and says " I remember baby! " then they hug and shortly after, he's introduced to the 2nd oldest and again he says " what's your name? " and she says " My name is Leaf because after I was born you were holding me outside of the hospital and a leaf fell on my head. " and again he says with joy " I remember baby, I love you! " and then they hug and then finally the man is introduced to his youngest daughter and again the man says " So what is yo... " " PIANO!!!! "

So South Africans are also angry over this H&M hoodie advert. I don't see why, considering we came over there and took them out of the jungle.

What's the difference between someone who smokes weed and a woman who wears very little clothing? A lot, although in opposite ends of the world they're both considered stoned.

I was looking forward to watch The Walking Dead as i've heard it's a great t.v. show. It was hard to understand the storyline a bit considering it was just footage of Rangers fans for the past 5 and a half years.