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It's been 8 years since my father passed away and it still feels as if he's with me... Mainly because I use his corpse as a Halloween decoration and i've not got round to taking it down yet.

What does a rapist, a thief and a murder have in common? His skin colour.

At this rate with all these Muslims blowing themselves up, Allah is going to have to give a lot more kids cancer if he's going to fulfill his promise of 72 virgins.

How do you confuse a bender? 7.

How do you piss off an I.R.A. supporter from Britain? Remind them a percentage of their wage goes straight to the Queen. " Here lies Bawbagamus71's last joke. "

I was devastated and heart broken to see my 5 year old son had been dismembered and sodomised... All for drawing a picture of a big brown pedophile.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad one? Doesn't matter they both seem to make their fucking way here.

I asked my mother if she ever had a black boyfriend but as usual she never answered... I wonder how she died.

I bought SpongeBob Squarepants to watch with the girlfriend and while we were watching it she said " Mr. Krabs is my favourite character. " so I'm still biding my time wether to tell her or not.

I never believe it when fat people say they were raped because if they were to have been, they would've lost a lot of fucking weight trying to run away.