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Not my proudest wank...

'Almost 200 dead as 'doomsday' monsoon rains hit Pakistan.' "Doomsday" sounds like a fantastic day to me!

'Temperatures soar to dangerous levels in southern Iraq.' "I told u this trip to Iraq was a terrible idea and get this fucking burqa off me now!" Said wasp's wife as she lay dying at the side of the road...

'Former US president Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer.' "It's bad enough my brain was already fucked, now my ass is fucked aswell!" He told reporters-

'Dublin's Islamic Cultural Centre has been closed until further notice following a "troubling incident". The centre has been shut following the incident over the weekend. It is understood that gardai were called to the scene to break up a disagreement that took place at the centre.' "I can't help it if she doesn't fit into a burka!" Bemoaned wasp...

Greta Thunberg for Pope?

'New campaign to tackle misuse of disability parking bays.' "There will be no one left to rape!" One of the campaigners told RTE News-

2019-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2020-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2021-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2022-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2023-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news... 2024-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2025-'Pope Francis 'rested well' overnight in hospital....EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!'

'Shane Lynch says Boyzone will never make music again-' "Is it safe then to take my earphones out?! Asked everyone who has some taste in music-

My wife asked me to get her Milk Tray for Christmas. The bloody spill she made when she dropped the fucking thing...