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'Almost 200 dead as 'doomsday' monsoon rains hit Pakistan.' "Doomsday" sounds like a fantastic day to me!

'Temperatures soar to dangerous levels in southern Iraq.' "I told u this trip to Iraq was a terrible idea and get this fucking burqa off me now!" Said wasp's wife as she lay dying at the side of the road...

'Former US president Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer.' "It's bad enough my brain was already fucked, now my ass is fucked aswell!" He told reporters-

'Dublin's Islamic Cultural Centre has been closed until further notice following a "troubling incident". The centre has been shut following the incident over the weekend. It is understood that gardai were called to the scene to break up a disagreement that took place at the centre.' "I can't help it if she doesn't fit into a burka!" Bemoaned wasp...

Greta Thunberg for Pope?

'Keeping up the grave's appearance...'

Bruce Willis-die care home!

News:'Mama cow begs stranger to rescue her baby.' "Ever since he got caught up in all this lgbtxyz nonsense he has become a completely different person!" She sobbed

Who is Charlie Kirk dressing up as for Halloween? Himself!

Erika Kirk was asked about how she felt about her husband Charlie's death...."He was a great father but now we might as well have been a family of niggers!" She sobbed to reporters-