Sickipedia

A simple, easy way to stop a nosebleed-Don't burn my dinner again!

What did the homeless, 12 year old rape victim get for Christmas? Death during childbirth!

My gay son just committed suicide, fucking hell I'm feeling so shocked and upset right now, I don't know how I'm going to get a refund on his holy communion outfit?!

The Prodigy have just released a new album-'The little piece of land in the cemetery.'

Keith Flint has just released his first solo song, it's called-'For fuck sake, let me out, I can't breathe in this tiny coffin!'

Why did Keith Flint commit suicide? He discovered that his Asian wife had a bigger penis than he did!

Ibozuin has to walk 12 hours a day in the searing Ethiopian heat to fetch food and water for her family, if she walks for a few hours more she will encounter the aftermath of The Ethiopian Airline disaster and she and her family will never go hungry again!

I know today must be a sad day for all the kiwi muslims so as a mark of respect all day today I will be having a song on in my flat to show my solidarity with them-'Barbie girl' by 'Aqua'!

U know you're over 50 when...There's blood all over the mosque and everyone's trying to get out!

What did the 6 year old muslim girl get for her birthday? Nothing-her husband was murdered in the New Zealand shootings!