Sickipedia

So an extremeist has just claimed he has opened the best Muslims only brothel in the world... #G.O.A.T.

BBC has posted to it's news site an article intitled 'what not to say to people with cancer' , comments are open , have at it guys! I wouldn't book a holiday.

I'm not good with sayings so I googled the bare minimum. Resulted in dwarf porn.

Sickipedia is getting to me... My girlfriend just had twins and I marked the latest born as duplicate.

Boating. When a Jamaican dresses smart.

Just started coaching football sessions in schools all over America... Every game's ended in a shootout.

Passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder, the driver shits himself swerves narrowly avoiding a bus and stops inches from a shop window. "Fuck me you're jumpy, I only tapped you on the shoulder! " "Sorry" says the cabbie. "It's my first day. I have been driving a fucking hearse for the last 20 years!"

My friend just took 2 painkillers and said she thinks she needed a full box, so I gave her some pills of my own... Garuntee she will have a full box.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.

Survivors of the Shoreham air crash told a court of their horror as they watched a jet aircraft hurtling towards them. One man stated " I couldn't understand what was happening, and then it hit me."