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Whilst studying a map at work an American colleague joined me and noticed in the corner a brown ring with some feathering in places. He asked what it was, I replied it was a tea stain. He replied Wow I bet they've got loads of oil and I think we should invade At East and now!!

What do Americans use maps for? Ans:- Americans don't use maps as they don't know what they are!

Why do grid iron games stop every 15 seconds? Ans :- Americans have the attention span of less than a goldfish so the experts need to explain to them what they have just seen.

Why are grid iron games split into 4 quarters.? Ans:- So that the fat bastards can wobble from their seats to the nearest dog stand to buy another 12 inch dog and fries and back again. !!

What's the difference between a grid iron game and watching paint dry? Ans:- Watching paint dry is interesting.

When I was in the Air Force I had the honour of accompanying a squad of Royal Marines to Afghanistan. During transit we stopped at an American base. Unfortunately a few days previous several US troops were KIA BLUE ON BLUE. We were having a drink and a meal in the PBX when some Green Berets arrived upon seeing us one of them became insensed. He started to shout at us and wanted to know why no British Troops had been killed so far. We sat there quietly and tried to ignore him. But despite the pleas of his comrades he demanded an answer. It was then I stood up and looking him in the eyes said "Because your fucking Air Force can't find us".

An English Rose impregnated by a syphiletic Yank gave birth to a toothless boy child. He later became known as GenghisIV. So because he can't have any teeth extracted has had his jokes (sic) extracted. Thus hopefully the end of all the inane Brit teeth jokes (sic), which according to a recent Harvard study have been completely debunked. So up yours GenghisIV.

Most of the jokes on this site reasonably funny some more so. But all this shit posted by Supergrass is completely woeful shite, so fuck off you cunt and take your GF Haggarty with you. Also all yous other NI wankers dats aving a poke at each other take a walk to the Cairngorms via the Giants Causeway. Pleeease.

So Haggarty has got up your arsenal Ms notsoSupergrass. ????????????so fuck you you NI twats. ??????????

Not so supergrass yous is really bitting. Yous wouldn't see anything about me in papers as yous can't fucking read without your GF Haggarty to help you.