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In which Borough of New York City do people have the lowest cholesterol? Statin Island
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My wife can't wait to use her new Tupperware. She can hardly container excitement.
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I haven't got any hay left for my racehorses stable, so I've had to put some Sandown
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Paddy: Murphy told me I'd save a fortune if I started smoking e-cigarettes, but I'm worse off than I've ever been! Mick: I didn't know you smoked in the first place? Paddy: I don't, horrible habit
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Little Star Hobson, beaten to death by her mother's partner, was described as a lovely child who was always smiling... Well, not 'always' surely?
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Ferry company have made 800 people redundant, including the on-board entertainment team. The music man is safe though, he can play the P& P& P&O, P&O, P&O
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Russia: Hey Ukraine, we wana fight Ukraine: UK, USA, please help, we're scared Russia: what a fucking chicken...Kiev
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I was in a Vietnamese restaurant and called the manager a slit eyed cunt. He said if I said it again he'd Banh Mi.
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Why are Spaniards always pouting in photographs? The photographer tells them to say queso.
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Katie Price says she regrets letting Harvey lick her windscreen as his tongue marks obscured her view, leading to her recent crash.
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