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QuentinCrisp, have you been trying to Storm Dennis, cos theres an awful lot of wind tonight.

Its nights like this when it pays to be a coroner. I'm just about to carefully explore Caroline Flacks pussy, ass and tits.

Just played a couple of games of football down the local quarry. We won 3-1. On aggregate.

After all these years, my wife has managed to keep her schoolgirl figure. She was a fat cunt back then too.

We Uber drivers get a terrible reputation as being perverts, so I've started getting my knob out whenever a young girl gets in my car to prove I haven't got a hard on.

'High Street clothing store Monsoon enters administration.' I thought they might have been able to weather the storm.

Following a review, Harvey Weinstein has had his sentence reduced from 23 years to life.

I downloaded a copy of the new Bohemian Rhapsody movie, but I think it was filmed in a cinema. I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouetto of a man

Just watching the aftermath of the explosion in Lebanon on the news. Twisted metal, rubble and bodies everywhere. Looks like Beirut

I'm done with constantly reminding the wife to turn her hair straighteners off in case they burn the house down. Thank fuck she starts her chemo tomorrow.