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Fucking government, stop the nigger lives protest instantly. Just open all the KFCs again.

Boristos: Kills 99.9% of burdens to the state dead.

Johnson to tell the Queen to fuck off she can't sack him. Go on Boris lad, we dare you. Oh, by the way, that will probably be seen as an act of treason which still carries the death penalty. Go on Lizzie, make him have it.

It's a bit shit being a paedo in Liverpool, most of the little girls are already pregnant and the boys are in Borstal.

I think the country is about to burn. Just seen Boris taking fiddling lessons. (No, the musical ones, he was already a fucking expert at the other type.)

Those new scouse advent calenders have come out early, mind you there is 96 fucking windows in them and every time you open one there's a little whine let out.

I think it's true that cats have nine lives. I had to hit that cunt that shits on my garden nine times with a hammer before it died.

It's a pity that Forest Gump wasn't black, then when he started to run the cops could've shot him and save us all from another two hours of fucking shite.

I run the quietest pub in Liverpool. The first scouse to say, 'It's our year' or 'Hillsborough' has to look for a job.

"OK Mr Smith, you can stop sucking my cock now and discuss why you have come to see me. " "Well doctor, I'm a bit concerned I may have homosexual tendencies "