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rejectdog

8 years ago-Other-Women

I saw a mate who I hadn't seen for a while. "Wow Dave, great to see you again, you've lost so much weight, been on a health binge or something?" "Hello, John, " I replied, "I'm afraid it's down to my wife, she will be using a wheelchair permanently soon so I thought it best lose the weight. " "Oh, I'm sorry to here that, " he replied, "so you've lost the weight so you will be fit enough to push her around?" "Not at all, " I answered, "I just don't want to be a fat cunt when I go looking for a replacement. "

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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gunghoed Totally agree.

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weebaby This isnt funny. Its not witty. Its just creepy. Not what this site was about

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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