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Americans think they invented lots of things, that they didn't. Skyscrapers were invented by the Egyptians. Aeroplanes were invented by some French guy whose name, nobody can be bothered to remember. Democracy was invented by the Greeks. Apple pies were being eaten in Europe before Columbus had even made his voyage. Cowboys and cowboy hats are Spanish. Americans couldn't even write their own national anthem. The Star Spangled Banner was written by the British. The list goes on, peanut butter, Peru. Television, Russia. Hot Dogs, German. Lightbulbs, British. As far as I can tell, the only useful thing America has ever given the world is, toilet paper on a roll. And if you're American and this post upsets you, just do what Americans usually do when they're feeling a little bit upset. Walk into school and shoot some children. Oh yeah I almost forgot, high school massacres are an American invention.
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nausicaa Seriously fucked it up this time ya bunch of knob jockeys,this site is terrible, now you've messed with it
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nausicaa Poor Matt, having his name cropped from creative work then whored on here without a credit or acknowledgment, for a few cheap votes on Sicki. ☹️
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