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Hitler walked into a bar and ordered a pint of Stella. The bartender, who was gay and Jewish, said to him, "Fuck off you cunt." Hitler said, "Do you know who the fuck I am? Now get me a pint of Stella you faggot kike." The bartender called out, "Security!" Along came a big black man, who said to Hitler in a London accent, "Check it blud, you'd better leave right now before I shank you innit." Hitler replied, "Well, it is nice to see a nigger with a job for once" before pulling out a Glock 19, shooting the bartender in the head and telling the black guy, "Now fuck off back to the cotton field." Well, the black guy was terrified and he ran away. So Hitler then went behind the counter to pour his own beer, while in the distance an Allied bomber crashed into a tall building, which later collapsed. As Hitler was drinking his beer a member of the Gestapo walked in, noticed Hitler and joined him, and soon started bragging about having recently abducted, raped and murdered a woman after falsely arresting her. Then Hitler went home, ordered a chop suey from Ching Chong’s takeaway, ate it then went into the basement to have a sesh with favourite underage girl: Anne Frank. The end.