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New golf course opens, very big, very posh. All the rich white folk are there, suddenly in walks a black man. Walks upto the reception desk and says "Me want to join de golf course", the receptionist looks horrified "Im sorry we are a new respectable club, if you go out of the main gate, turn right and 5 minutes down the road is the old golf course, they take anyone". "No you not understand me, I want to join dis 'ere golf course" said the black guy. "And you're not understanding me!" said the receptionist angrily; 'Out the main gate, turn right and 5 minutes down the road is the old golf course, they take anyone!". "You no understand, I is Usain Bolt, worlds fastest man, I'm wanting to join dis 'ere club!" said the black man. The receptionist looks shocked and says "Im sorry Mr Bolt I never recognised you, how silly of me; IT'S 2 MINUTES DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD!".
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