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mdpope

2 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 7

A man goes to India for a cheap penis extension.. The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. The man agrees. 6 weeks later, while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his cock flies out and steals an apple off the table and goes back into his pants. "Wow!", she says, "can you do that again?" He says,"My cock can, but I don't think my arsehole can take another apple."

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majorahole Is this one of those ironic post that just make the poster a cunt?

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risco What in the holy name of fuck did I just read?

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risco Oooh la la. dogsbody? Nah I beg to differ ya cunt. Me thinks you’re actually Jackbuntis. lol

4 hours ago - View Post

risco ….oooh la la. ….idogsbody, me thinks you’re actually Jackbuntis. lol

4 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 ernstararsefingerer--- I beg to differ. 'Christmas' or no 'Christmas' song,the only cunt is actually YOU.

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ernstarsefingerer Dogsbody, beg to differ, Xmas song or no Xmas song, the cunt is driving nowhere.

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