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I was on a safari in Africa with my family, watching various animals attack and kill each other, when suddenly a troop of angry, aggressive baboons attacked our jeep. The fuckers climbed on the bonnet, shat on the roof, smashed the wing mirror and even attempted to open our car doors. My family were screaming and petrified. Thankfully our driver, Abdul, was able to floor it out of there, and we managed to escape back onto the M25 orbital motorway. But his taxi was badly damaged.
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jackbuntis …they’re prob just finishing a bag of brown before suckin’ each other off.
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jackbuntis …aye, but how about trying to cook up something funny, ya fkn wanker.
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