They invented this new train for the channel tunnel, smoothest train ever made so all the leftie downvoting snowflakes on here don’t spill their soy milk when they go to frogville to kiss macrons arse. So this journalist goes for a ride to write a story about it. Flying along at 150mph, he’s building a card house on the table it’s so good. Suddenly near Calais, bang. Fucking cards went everywhere, soup, coffee, beer the works flying up in the air. The ride is like bull riding me after getting downvotes by the lefties on here. After a minute or so of turbulence, all smooth again. So the journalist goes to see the driver, ‘wow what a marvellous train you have, so smooth. But what was that bump back there?’ ‘Oh that was a fucking paki’ said the driver. ‘Was he on the track ?’ ‘No, the cunt was in a field, I had to swerve to get him’
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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