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I'm thinking of opening up a gay bakery: 'Baguettes for Faguettes'.
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My wife kicked me out because of my obsession with poker. I'm sure shes gonna miss me though now she hasn't got a full house
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'...Walking past a pet shop, the sign said; ‘Pedigree Netherland kitten for sale.’ Not believing this expensive cat was from the Netherlands I went into the shop and asked the assistant... Wait for it... ‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’ (Start the car.)
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I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.
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If anybody knows any fish puns can u let minnow
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What’s the difference between Bobby Sands and Alice In Wonderland? Alice got out the maze alive!
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Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a supermarket. Doctor: How long have you felt like this? Me: Since I was Lidl. No, you fuck off.
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The first rule of Hide a Vegetable in a Sentence Club is always be true to yourself.
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Just bought a very attractive screwdriver.. it's definitely a head turner.
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I’ve been swapping labels around on the wife’s spice jars. She may not know anything about it yet but, mark my words — the thyme is cumin.
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