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My new love interest told me she's had enough of my CB obsession and is refusing to take my calls. I think its over,over.

The four core FAGGOTS that beg for Gay “Faggot Gems” have ruined this page/site/gimpfest. All the old regulars who kept this site going you are the real deal. These fat cunt American slags are just wanna be communist cockroaches infiltrating what was a great site. American humour is childish and faggoty. It’s a no from me you gut necked twats.

"Nicest" is just an anagram for "incest".

I can't believe all these Veterans living on the streets having hit hard time and all that shit. There's a girl down the road that earns shit load of money for killing cats and dog's working as a Vet... come on you lazy bastards get your finger out!!

If Nigel Farage is supposed to be such a racist, how come his attendance record is the same as a black father?

This Just Made Me Smile

I said to my girlfriend, "I think you should make me a sandwich made with meat from the trimmings from various meat cuts and fatback and sun-dried Calabrian chilli peppers, which give a characteristically fiery taste. The meats that are minced together then stuffed in large casings and smoked, creating a soft large sausage, which is aged for 3–6 months." She replied, "Nduja now?"

What did a 50-year-old Donald Trump say to the evangelical pastor when they visited an orphanage for girls? "LET US PREY"

Just found out that cows produce more milk if the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.