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Pigs heart transplant patients funeral songs: 1. Pork life- Blur 2.Who let the hogs out- bahacunts 3.Red Red swine - UB40 4. Love me tenderloin-Elvis. ...

Tony Hsieh, online footware tychoon, dies in house fire. May God rest his sole. Do you worst everyone.........

I really hope we never play any cricket matches in Hull They're always losing the ashes

Young woman killed by mistake in tyre business feud shooting. Not a goodyear for her.

In the news: Cadburys on fire in Birmingham. It's going to need a Boost now before things get a bit Flaky!

After yet another scandal, the Tory Party is about to lose its Wragg.

Belated news for any Sickipedians who attended grammar schools all those years ago…it was announced today that scientists have developed a vaccine for Ovid. Anyone wishing to comment on this post should do so in verse, English or Latin both acceptable.

I'm totally saddened to hear about last night's train crash, in India, last night. So to cheer myself up. I'm going to listen to one of my favourite Guns n Roses songs. Can you guess what it is?

I reckon the band Ocean Colour Scene are behind the disappearance of Dr Michael Mosley. They were from Moseley. Album called Moseley Shoals. Dr Michael Mosley is probably in the ocean now surrounded by shoals. Sounds fishy to me... I'll get me cod...

Archie Battersbys' parents are to launch a charity record to raise funds. Unplugged of course