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Following the death of a seven year old girl in tree accident, special branch are investigating. No YEW fuck off.

Nigel Farage said if he’s elected, he will employ a "deportation task force." It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily...

Unite the Kingdom. By gathering a load of dickheads in one place.

I was really saddened to hear of that kid killed by a falling tree. What a waste of a 7 year old girl.

Child 7 dies in tree accident. Parents pining for her loss.

The Government has announced it's purchasing 12 nuclear ordinance carrying F35 A jets. These will be operational as soon as the RAF can find a dozen black lesbians to pilot them.

Paul Doyle is a camelion, doesn't look 53 and in his pictures he has a different skin colour.

Praise has been given to the management of the massive power outage in Spain and Portugal with well made plans put into operation to ensure the swift connection to power supply for the millions affected. Can you imagine this happening in the UK? The governments first response would be, "How can we tax them for this?"

The International Committee for the Exploration of the Seas (ICES) has just announced the terrible news that the numbers of cod in the North Sea are so low that cod fishing should be banned next year to prevent extinction of the fish due to the increasingly low numbers available to spawn. Interestingly enough, today is the 70th anniversary of the introduction of fish fingers to the UK markets. It is a well known fact that in order to get a female fish to release her eggs, a male fish has to finger her to orgasm. When male cod are caught, it is customary to remove their fingers for the traditional British delicacy before throwing the fish back into the sea, as a result female fish go unsatisfied and do not release their eggs. Since we, in this country eat 1.5 million fish fingers per day, the projected shortage of cod will mean the end of traditional fish fingers although other species of fish are available? The fingering of the female fish does affect the taste of fish fingers. You have probably noticed the distinct odour of fish as you cut through the breadcrumbs to get to the meat within, the contents of the fish finger also tend to taste a bit fishy. Suggestions to get round this problem such as resorting to eating cod balls in batter have been declined by ICES for similar reasons as no balls means the castrated cod cannot father codlings. Would baby octopus legs or starfish limbs make a good alternative to fish fingers, they would be available in eight or five packs. Enjoy you lunch today, whilst you still can.

It's been revealed that the suspect in Charlie Kirk's murder isn't a lefty after all, but a far-right 'Groyper'. Donald Trump ought to go easy on him, after all Trump is a far-right groper.