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I had a date last night with this sexy Polish girl and she even said she would smoke dope with me..... everything was going well until I asked her for some papers, then she ran like fuck!

It really saddens me to read about Muslim grooming gangs, Albanian pimps, black muggers and drug dealers and thieving travellers. So I read the BBC news website so I don't have to.

I don't believe this fucking country sometimes. This year alone, we've had over 23,000 refugees arrive here in small boats, and we still fuck about experimenting on rats.

You know those bladed Roman chariot wheels? For a bit of fun I put similar spikes on my jet ski in Dover to see how many inflatable dinghies I could puncture. I came back to a hero’s welcome and was awarded life membership of the EDL.

2 Muslims in a bath, one says to the other "Keep paddling, I can see England ''

With all these schools about to collapse due to dangerous concrete, has anyone thought about housing illegal immigrants in them instead?

Amnesty International demanded from the Government that the illegals on the Bibby Stockholm will be treated with respect, will be warm, have clean clothing, spending money, plenty of light, room to exercise, private rooms, things to do, have sufficient medical facilities, halal food, prayer rooms, solicitors and Jane McDonald isn't doing the fucking cabaret.

DAILY EXPRESS: Fish capable of killing 30 people and 1,200 times deadlier than cyanide hits UK shores. Hopefully the Kent coast

The Mediterranean migrant season is now gathering pace. Sinking refugees are asked to maintain a distance of one fathom.

Honestly, I am not totally on board with revoking Shamima Begum's citizenship just because she left... I really think we should be encouraging more of these Sand Monkeys to try their hand at fucking off back to their own countries.