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Gary Neville proving he's very much a Gary.

"What are we going to do about the boats full of these twats trying to invade our shores?" Shout the public. "Send the old cunts back to the UK, they're getting fuck all here, less than they do in England, " replied Jean-Noël Barrot, the French foreign minister.

If England beat Spain it will be because of immigration. If England lose, it will be because England is racist. (Twitter)

By my reckoning the current best candidate for a job is a black disabled trans Muslim Israeli.

Great Britain colonised the world. Now we've been analised.

Man Utd are willing to offer £130m to sign Real Madrid ace Vinicius Jr and the Red Devils have already reserved the number 7 shirt for the troubled Brazilian. News from Spain suggests Vinicius is ready to move to a country where he’ll be free from racial abuse. Why the fuck would he move to England, then?

I told my mate he should sign up to sing for UK in next years eurovision because he'd be perfect! He said "why's that" I said "because of your name, NEIL PWAAH"

Magicians Got Talent Finalists a nigger and a chink, doesn't get more British than that.

I sat next to a man on a bus in Norfolk and said, "Do you know we have five bollocks between us?" He replied, "I'm sorry you don't have any."

'...Boy says to his Mum; I've got the BIGGEST willy at Nursery. Is it because I'm a Northerner?" Mum replies; NO! It's because you're 28 and a bit slow. Now be a good lad and try not to spill Spaghetti hoops down your Liverpool shirt again."