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After analysing Hitler's DNA, it was discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs, creates low testosterone, causes abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell. Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews

BBC apologises to Trump over Panorama edit but refuses to pay compensation. Well he's a very easygoing guy, I'm sure he'll accept that and move on.

Labour plans to seize jewellery and watches from Channel migrants. All we fucking need. A Timex and a bracelet that turns your wrist green.

Stacey 'jew when it suits' Solomon is so desperate for fame that she's released a range of tinned fish called 'Smells like my fanny'

Algerian sex offender Brahim Kaddour-Cherif has been rearrested after being accidentally freed from HMP Wandsworth more than a week ago. One in. Same one out.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Finally confirms the 2025 cast with a first look at pictures of stars arriving down under and enjoying the last days of luxury before the jungle. Celebrities?? One of them is my Bin Man.

Do you think all the Blacks that built Britain after WW2, retired to Jamaica in time for their hurricane?.

Sophie Trudeau admits being 'disappointed and angry' as she copes with ex-husband Justin's romance with Katy Perry. Understandable, given that Katy is an Astronaut.

Tatler releases a list of the 87 most desirable and most eligible bachelors in Britain under 35. Strange Vapeman never made it.

Meghan Markle set for first return to acting in eight years with role in comedy movie... and she'll play HERSELF. After Whoopi Goldberg turned down the role.