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Why did Stephen Lawrence run like fuck? He was about to be stabbed

I can't help thinking that charities would raise more for overseas countries, if they didn't say the money will be spent on clean water, education, healthcare or food. They should keep it simple: Send money and the cunts won't want to come and live here.

A few hundred years ago, white people were transported to Australia, on ships, in chains. They made a great country. What the fuck are the black cunts complaining about.

October. Black history month. October 1st 2000BC: built mud hut. October 31st 2019: mud hut could do with a lick of dung.

“Oo oo ah ah” -Old African proverb.

I promised my fiancee we'd have an authentic African experience for our honeymoon. So there was no cake at the reception, and on our wedding night I cut off her clit.

I for one breathed a huge sigh of relief when I heard all those Nigerian schoolboys had been rescued from the clutches of Boko Haram. I mean, can you imagine the terrible consequences to the world if 300 trainee scammers, hackers, phishers and English Channel dinghy-riders had been lost?

French inventor becomes the first person to successfully cross the English Channel on a jet-powered hoverboard. He landed in England with two Nigerians clinging on to the undercarriage.

This black kid was so elated when the wife and I adopted him. "Don't get too excited," I told him, "We only did it this way because slave auctions aren't legal any more."

"Human skull found in Greece shows Homo Sapiens got out of Africa 160,000 years earlier than thought." Fucking right we did , look at the state of the poor bastards who decided to stay.