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Chapecoense Plane Crash
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If your woman put on weight over the holidays, suggest some exercise. Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. By the end of January, the problem should be about 42 miles away.
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I'm playing strip poker with my wife and deliberately losing.
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Wasp,you fake yank,the only reason your imaginary wife is fat,is because you've overinflated your under 16 sex doll.....prick for brains!
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I told the wife the place was a mess and to start dusting. I didn't mean inside her knickers but I guess it's a start.
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Me and the wife had a row over breakfast. I won. A full English will always beat a fucking yoghurt.
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My wife bought me a mood ring so she could monitor my mood swings. When I’m happy it turns green. When I’m sad it turns blue. When it turns red, apparently I’m “overreacting” and she “shouldn’t have said that.”
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“WOW My wife is dressed to kill” “It’s probably the knife around her waist that gives it away!”
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