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2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station. Police have arrested two men but haven't disclosed in which hotel they reside.

Travellin' home for Christmas....... .....aye, in a fuckin' box ya miserable cunt.

One in three people in Gaza has not eaten in days. Wish I had their willpower.

Paki Eric Cartman lookalike with beard & bomb strapped to his body, screaming: ‘Allahu Akbar innit’ stabs two to death at Heaton Park Synagogue before being shot dead by an armed cop… …Greater Manchester Police confirm one of their Officers has been arrested on suspicion of murder.

Biddy Baxter dead ! News of her funeral arrangements have just been released. She will not have a conventional burial, nor will she be cremated. Instead she will be interred in a time capsule, to be opened in 2099 !

Loser Lennywankstain aka Jimmyslackarse miserable, bitter, angry & full of hate, prob born a mong, orphaned to a home for demented spastics, now free in the community, sucking Black & Brown dick tenner a time for a living, sleeping on a piss soaked mattress in a squalid bedsit, clutching tightly a lil bags of brown & dreaming of Trump…. ….fkn tosser.

It’s deadamentary my dear Watson.

Risco’s shit memes are about as funny as getting bummed at knifepoint by a nigger with nob rot, innit.

On news that Spain inadvertently sent tons of pork sausages, bacon & ham to Gaza, it miraculously turns out the whiny cunts ain’t that fkn hungry after all… …praise be to Allah, innit.