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I have a terrible masturbation addiction. I'm trying to beat it.

Study shows wankng 21 times a month can reduce the risk of prostate cancer. That's all very well but I've got 15 to go and this school bus won't drive itself.

In the latest Epstein Files leak, Prince Andrew has been linked to payments made for 'massages'. Poor guy's really been through the wringer over all this stuff. I hope he gets a happy ending.

As a fisherman, I get up every morning doing the thing I love most. Wanking...

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As I cancelled my OnlyFans subscription for this bird in no uncertain terms, I received a message saying... "Ha! You've been talking to the boyfriend all along!" "Haha", I replied, "You've been talking to your Dad all along"

Wank Holiday Monday. Did you get your five a day today ? Asking for a friend.

Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really got lucky with masturbation.

So the missus has kicked me out and I've had to find a place on my own. It's so lonely, sat here in a big empty flat on my own. On the plus side I can finally watch porn and have a wank with the sound on

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