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The price of everything keeps going up, even Cocoa. I'm not surprised, she's the prettiest black hooker around here.

I'm on holiday in Amsterdam at the moment, with the wife. I've got her a postcard that says, 'Wish You Weren't Here'.

It must be really difficult for a prostitute to get rid of a customer. She's telling them to go, but all they want to do is come.

Amsterdam has opened the first ever Museum of Prostitution. It costs £20 to go in through the front, and £60 to go in through the rear...

The cost of living crisis is a lot like Katie Price. Sausages keep going up.

"If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself!" "Erm, I'm sure you already know this, but you're not inserting anything inside me unless you pay me first, Mr Theakston"

I treat my drawf milf prostitutes like I do my credit cards I always make the mini-mum payment No you fuck off Rooney, I was here first

Never mind sending Netanyahu, Putin, Blair or even Starmer to The Hague. If you ask me, the arrest warrants should be for Wayne Rooney, Jamie Theakston, David Pleat & Hugh Grant They've all commited terrible whore crimes

What is the best thing about prostitutes in Norfolk? The family discount.

I told my wife if she wants to make some money, she should just go out on the game as a fat prostitute and call herself Mrs. McDonalds. Over 50 Million served.