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when I was a kid my mum would leave notes in my lunch box. You're amazing, I love you. It was nice but I would have preferred sandwiches
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My grandfather used to say, "Love is the bond that cements everything together. " Lovey fellow, shit bricklayer.
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Awarding Trump the Nobel Peace Prize is like awarding Kate and Gerry McCann the Baby Sitter of the Year award
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After foraging in Windsor Park, Andrew invites Charles, William, George, Charlotte, Louis, Harry, Archie and Lilibet to dinner for a homemade Beef Wellington.
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My wife just said to me 'You dont listen to anything I say'. I thought 'Thats and odd way to start a conversation'.
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What's love? Grandma sliding money in your hands like she's a drug dealer. Yeah, that's love.
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Now that Jeff Bezos' mum has died, Does her coffin get free next-day delivery?
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I've treated my wife and her mother to a Cadbury's hide an Easter egg worldwide. I've even agreed to pay for the travel to find them. They're hidden somewhere in Gaza.
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When I was a kid, my Dad used to key me put my pocket money in a special box under the stairs. I was 15 before I found out it was the bloody electric meter!
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What’s pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mum.
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