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31st of January. Thank god , its the last day before ‘Lube february’.

I've just started filming my new film for pornhub with Kirst Allsop...Glove it or Fist it

"...whatever people do with their sex lives was up to them" - Gary Glitter on the Gay Liberation Front in Australia. Quoted verbatim from a book on glam rock.

I have an idea for a show I could take to next year's Edinburgh Fringe. I'll put on a daft wig and some brightly coloured vintage clothes, and fist a miserable looking teenager dressed in black. I'll call it Rod Hull & Emo.

Is "tight-fisted" an oxymoron? Asking for a friend.

If any aliens happened to be watching BBC 1 on Saturday night,they would be wondering how mankind survives,as everyone in the world appears to be fucking queer......

So how does a joke go from the top on 26 to -1? The cokeheads must have finished fucking their arses and sucking each other off. Yeah, sad isn't it.

I got fed up with my unemployed teenage daughter tapping me for cash, so I've put her in for an audition at an extreme porn studio. She needs a hand up, not a handout.

My gay mate is into extreme anal insertions but just broke up with his boyfriend. I told him not to be sad, after all there's plenty of other fists in the sea.

If to be forewarned is to be forearmed then Quinten must be able to predict anything. After all he's been forearmed more than Julian Clary, Boy George and Alan Carr put together, oooooooooooh.