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China are number 1 at solving Rubik's cubes. Unsurprising. They have a long history of separating colours.

My name's Raymond and I've just sold my lighting shop 'Ray of Light' to a Chinese bloke. He obviously wants to change the name of the shop to something more personal, but he needs some help with the new name. So, I've come on here to see if anyone has any ideas ...

Hewwo Marklees son Hope you velly well Its me...Fu Kim Yung wurer of all Hong Kong and climber of Sargmatha. Me have Egyptian fliend who sits in his brum brum all day beeping flucking horn. I say "Why you flucking do that"? He say "Im Tooting Car man". Now me go eat egg flied lice from Katya Adlers nosey newsie flanny Wax on Wax off

An English man, a Scottish man and a Chinese man are on a plane across America and it crashes into the desert and before it goes down the pilot sends out a distress call, so after 2 weeks a rescue team find the wreckage of the plane and next to the plane they find the English man and according to the coroner the man died because of dehydration. Then another week goes by and they find the Scottish man, and again the cause of death is dehydration. So after another 2 weeks they find the Chinese man roaming around the middle of the desert and they're all in amazement at the fact he managed to survive this long in the desert and so they ask the man " How did you Survive this long? " and the Chinese man says " Me no dumb, me no siwwy, me drink water fwom my wiwwy. "

Hewwo Markleeson Hope you velly lell..its me wurer of all Hong Kong.. Fu Kim Yung..me build flucking big spaceship and fly to dark side of moon...me make paddy field up there and eat egg flied lice out of Owivia Newton johns very rancid flanny. Sweep the leg. Sweep the leg.

Hi Vapeman Hope you are well sonny jim Do me a favour mate...can you fuck off anymore cunts who post jokes about the Essex 39..I find it distressing..one of them i knew very well. Fu Kim Yung R.I.P.

I took a Chinese bird out for a meal. As I got back to the table after ordering our meal, I sat down and said, "I can't believe how ignorant some people are. I just overheard Two blokes at the bar commenting how all oriental people look the same. Can you believe that?" "Nah, I can't." She replied, "but you're going to have to move out of that seat, my husband's only gone to the toilet."

My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?" He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."

Are Jokes about Chinks alright?

I'm having a bad run with the uploads at present, 1st joke graded as Spam. 2nd joke graded as Duplicate. 3rd joke graded as Chinese ?