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How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If you ain't got a foreskin You're probably Jew-ish

Joshua died and found himself surrounded by tortured souls and flames. "Why? Why am I here lord, " he cried, "I've been a good Jew, I've observed the Sabbath and all our laws, never missed Synagogue, why am I here lord?" "Work it out, " replied Allah.

So there i was with my mate on the beach enjoying his christmas present of a day's shooting, when some bloody Jews turns up and have to ruin it for us. I wouldn't mind so much but they don't even celebrate Christmas. They should all be rounded up and shot

Sir Geoff Hurst is going to donate his brain for medical research into the dementia that has cursed other members of the 1966 World cup team. Teammate George Cohen is open to bids for his.

Just the day for a seasonal limerick There was a young lady from Nod Who wanted a baby from God But it wasn’t the almighty Who crept up her nightie It was Albert, the dirty old sod Source...Dead Sea Scrolls ..Anno Domini 47

Iran could calm Jewish concern about them having a Nuclear bomb very easily. By asking Israel if they can lease one of theirs.

The Tattooist of Auschswitz has shown us one thing. Nobody opted for a nice butterfly or a heart with a dagger through it, instead everyone chose a boring old number. This proves that those Jews had no imagination.....

Named my kids Isreal and Palestine, Alway fighting over the pile of lego

I was chucked out with a lifetime ban from the Holohaux museum after chaperoning my daughter's school trip there. The guide said. "We're doing all we can to stop another Hitler,"...... and I replied, "Of course, that's why you've massively rigged the elections in the USA just this week."