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I am truly grateful for the 2nd amendment and God for saving charlie kirks life. lol

Phoned the police to report that my car had been vandalised. They stated, they were sorry but all their officers were too busy to attend for at least a week. So I quickly went to plan B and told them I was planning on preaching verses from the Bible on my P.A. system so my Muslim neighbours could hear the words of Jesus. Fuck me, 5 minutes later 7 Police cars, 2 riot vans and 1 SWAT team came thundering down the road. Too busy my arse !

11th Commandment : i before e except after D By order of the Deity.

To be fair, most people who believe in the story of Adam and Eve are products of incest.

" Vatican says Pope Francis rested well on eighth night in hospital " Well , even God himself rested on the seventh day.

Actor Sheila Hancock says she believes Jesus would be 'cancelled' if he were around today. Erm, I'm pretty sure the Romans 'cancelled' him back in the day.

First God tells us to go forth and multiply. Then he tells us not to commit adultery. Then a virgin gives birth to his son. Personally, I really don't think he has a fucking clue what he's talking about.

God is the best inventor.. He took a rib from a man and made a loudspeaker

Spoiler Alert: if you've just started reading the Bible dont go to church at Easter because they give away the ending....

The Lord is my shepherd. He shaves my entire body to make sweaters.