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Things only inbred Pakis say, #1431 “We’re deeply shocked our son, who we named Jihad, would do such a thing. Innit?" …aye, who’d have thought.
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'Almost 200 dead as 'doomsday' monsoon rains hit Pakistan.' "Doomsday" sounds like a fantastic day to me!
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I've been sacked from my job as a fireman. Why? Because when I was putting out a fire at a corner shop, I gave the owner a much-needed wash.
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I've just given up my job working in a bakery for a position at a Leicester crematorium. I've gone from packing cookies to cooking pakis!
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A Pakistani friend of mine asked if I would like to wind her baby. I thought that would be a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg!
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What do you call an alcoholic paki? Mohammered.
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Why don't you ever see a Pakistani with Down syndrome? They don't like family members with very high IQs
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I'm fucking livid that my daughter's Paki boyfriend got the shit kicked out of him by two racists. I paid for three.
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The UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said at the 2025 Labour Party conference, "I know what it feels like to keep a cricket bat behind the counter just in case" Lazy Paki cunts, playing cricket at work.
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