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As I was paying at the till, she asked, "Would you like a bag for that?" "No," I replied, as I put the goldfish in my pocket.
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" 90,000euros worth of snails stolen from French farm " Well , nobody thought they staged a break-out.
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Missing Moggy Mystery Solved !
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Truth
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Be Careful Now !
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What has four legs and one arm? An XL Bully in a playground
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Mary had a little lamb, Her daddy shot it dead, And now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread.
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It was my birthday so before our obligatory fuck, my wife dressed up in a "sexy maid's uniform" with a pinny. I was able to orgasm into the fat walrus-looking bitch thinking, "This rather does suit a Pinniped."
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" £150 to have your dog put down " , said the Vet , " But you'll have to bury it yourself ". " I'll have to kill it myself " I said.
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Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
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