Sickipedia

Tommy Robinson has been released from jail on appeal. He's probably going to jump in an UBER, go to his nearest corner shop, couple of six packs and then on for a curry afterwards to celebrate.

If you had to sacrifice the population of just one city to get rid of this virus ... Which city would you choose? and why Bradford?

Yank : FBI agent, Brit : Mi5 agent, Russian : KGB agent, Pakistani : News agent!!..

Any chance of some funny sick jokes instead of outright racist rants? The original sickipedia wasn't about this shit. Here, have this one. Abdul from up the street knocked on my door, "Mr Jackson, I have spoke with the street and we would like to buy your house off you. " "Why? " I asked, "I'm the only one on the street who isn't a Pakistani. " "Yes, " replied Abdul, "we know, we think you are devaluing our properties. "

How many Pakis does it take to overcharge for a lightbulb?

The Muslim book of baby boys names must be thinner than the book of Labour values.

If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap, etc. And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"

What's the difference between a fish and a Paki? Ones brown and smelly and the other ones a lousy cheating snidey greedy stinking bastard who cries when he gets called a name but doesn't mind grooming kids. Howzat.

I was at an Indian wedding last week and noticed a bucket of shit near the church door, when I asked why it was there I was told it was to keep the fly's off the bride.

I've just learnt that an Asian will spend up to £50,000 on a wedding It does not surprise me that they can afford too. They never buy soap and they dont need a water meter.