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Switch 2 controller stick drift reported 1 week after launch. What the hell were they doing to make that happen? Because it certainly wasn't by playing games on it

I can't wait for the next iPhone to come out. Sure, it's the same as the one I've got now only £300 more expensive, but at least I get to act like a snobby cunt.

How do you regulate the speed of a sheep ? With every update slow the phones central processing unit (CPU) , until forced to buy the latest I Phone.

Just bought a new mobile from a bloke in the market. What a bargain! iPhone 9, fucking excellent.

The new A?phone seems to be doing well

You know that you're really ugly when you put your new iPhoneX in your back pocket and the facial recognition unlocks your phone.

Self important vain fuckers: Lets hope the facial recognition on your new iphone X doesn't recognise you next time you get your face pumped up with botox.......cunts

Just watching two fat black women singing ‘it’s raining men’ on tv. How times have fucking changed.

Apparently, the new iPhone is 5 inches long. So, it's still gonna be much bigger than the penis of any man who decides to buy one then?

If someone is sleeping, and you hold their iPhoneX up to their face does it unlock? Asking for a friend...