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If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come fourth to save walking up to the Podium.

The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team , after realising shooting and sailing were two separate events

The worry for female athletes used to be: "will i be on my period during competition" Now it's: "will my balls pop out of these skimpy shorts" 🤣

So Mo Farah was trafficked to this country as a slave Whose statue should I vandalise?

The inaugural surfing event at the Tokyo Olympics was almost cancelled due to flat sea conditions. Cancellation was averted when Wasp's wife agreed to do a few bungee jumps into the ocean from a Sikorsky military transport helicopter*. *This had to done from a fairly low height. The last time she bungee jumped off the coast of Japan in 2011, she caused a tsunami that killed 19,000 people and destroyed a nuclear power plant.

I watched the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games with a group of mates and we decided to drink a small glass of sake every time we heard the word 'diversity' mentioned. When I regained consciousness this morning, I discovered that three of my friends had died of alcohol poisoning.

BBC News: 'Transgenger athlete Laurel Hubbard out of the Olympics.' Such a shame. She worked her bollocks off to get there.

Snowflake and Olympian Tom Daley has called out Britian for it's homophobic history. I'm sure if he was representing Iraq's diving team he wouldn't be landing in a pool of water.

Saw the tables showing the countries with the most corona virus . USA. 1st China. 3rd Germany. 5th France. 6th UK. 8th If I'd just woke from a coma I'd have have thought I was looking at the Olympic medals table just before we kicked everyone's arses in the velodrome

I'd find the Olympics a lot more interesting if, in every event, they fielded one randomly-selected member of the public for comparison purposes.