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"I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "FOR FUCK'S SAKE....I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" Rehearsals aren't going well for the "Sixth Sense" remake

NHS have told anyone expecting to receive new breakthrough medication to slow down Dementia for free to forget it

Bruce Willis walks into a bar.... See's a pretty lady, sits next to her and says "Do I come here often".

Dear fans in the UK, Take care out tonight and have an amazing Pancake Day Love, Bruce Willis

A friend sat me down today and broke the news that he's been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. It's made me very sad, because I know it's just the first of many times I'll have to listen to him breaking that news.

England football team led out by mascots suffering with dementia...5 of them arrived on Monday and 2 haven't arrived yet... I'll get my vase My dad suffers from it so get fucked...

Me: "I'm coping well with my schizophrenia diagnosis when all's said & done and touch wood I've only had relatively mild delusions so far" Me: "Hold our beer"

What's big, hard, and comes every 10 minutes in Australia? Joe Bugner asking if it's his title fight today.

Bruce Willis is going into a care home. He goes from battling terrorists/asteroids/ghosts and Sam Jackson, to fighting illegal immigrant carers stealing his personal belongings, sub standard chefs making his dinner. and his family draining all his bank accounts .

Jeff Bezos' mum has died. Return to sender.