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Everyday my 90 year old neighbour who has alzhiemers knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife . And everyday I have to tell that 90 year old man his wife has been long dead . You know I have thought of not answering the door I have even thought about moving house . But you know it's worth it, each time just to see the smile on his face..

The wife said "you know if I ever got alzhiemers I would commit suicide, rather than burden you with me" . I said "that's the fifth time you've said that today"

I am a lineman for the....... wait where do I work?

"Mr Livingstone I presume?" " Fuck knows"

Question - how many times do you need to catch covid before the vaccines stop you from catching it? Asking for a President.

Like a small boat🎶 On the ocean Sending big waves Into motion Like how a single word Can make a heart open I might only have one match But I can make an explosion🎵 KIMS FART SONG.

My poor dad has Alzheimer's I said" dad its me your son?" He just stood there staring into space So i took his telescope off him.. Me..

My missus got back home showing me her new tattoo of my name, "It's in case I ever ger dementia or alzheimers and can't remember your name, " she explained. "Oh for fucks sake, " I replied, "lets get you to the doctors, that's the fourth one this month. "

Don’t you just hate it when your finger rips thru the toilet paper and you get shit all over your hand and down your fingernails? I’d say it’s the worst part of my job in the care home. (WhatsApp)

Dear fans, Happy Easter Love Bruce Wilis