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An Asylum Seeker has been found dead in a refrigerated lorry full of cheese. Police are unsure of his nationality but say he looks Kurdish.
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Because the bus crash happened in Merseyside, I would imagine the dead driver had his pockets picked afterwards and was urinated on
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‘Staff and customers have rallied to support a bakery owned by the mother of one of four boys found dead in Wales after a car crash’. Sounds like this will help to better their turnover. Incidentally, something her son achieved perfectly with the Fiesta.
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News headline - Baby killed by pet dog named by police. I thought that's the parents job isn't it
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Brianna Ghey knifed to death 28 times. Looking at images on news I'd have shagged it to death...
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With 4 days Oxygen supply on Monday surely the best option was to kill the two Pakis and double their survival chances
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Taiwan: Student Freezes Own Legs Off With Dry Ice in $1.3M Insurance Scam, Charged With Fraud. Bloody students, always getting legless.
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The following footage shows the plane going down behind some buildings. Some viewers may find the scenes distressing but sickipedians will find it fucking hilarious
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King Charles recent visit to hospital again has prompted his son, Prince William to visit the Royal Mint for an urgent sitting for new coins. What does he know that we don't?
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The world's oldest man has died, aged 112. When John Tinniswood from Liverpool was asked the secret to living to such an age. He replied: The dole
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