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Donald Trump threatens a billion-dollar lawsuit against the BBC for 'defamatory' selective editing of his 'perfect' speech on January 6th. In the BBC edit he told protesters: 'We’re going to walk down to the Capitol and I’ll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell.' However, his lawyers claim this was spliced together from two separate statements and used completely out of context. They have provided a full transcript as follows: 'We’re going to walk down to the Capitol and I’ll be there with you. Because I just had a perfect phone call with the late, great Hannibal Lecter and he said, Mr President, you really can jump higher than anyone, higher than all those baseball players. How you do it is a mystery, believe me. And then we're going to get rid of all these electric windmills and bring back the old steam-powered windmills, because the electric, the electric ones make a noise and that noise gives the birds cancer, you know. And then you take the Tylenol, and you don't take the Tylenol because that's bad and then only good bad things happen. And they're eating the dogs, and they're eating the cats. And we fight. We fight like hell.'