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Poor old Prince Andrew To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation. It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.

The prosecutor started his cross-examination by asking me, "So, you've admitted to being a paedophile. When do you think it started?" "Well, sir....", I replied, "It all started when I got a fetish for midget porn. It eventually became an addiction. Before I knew it, I was craving smaller & smaller things"

I don't know which one is worse ? Being 6 years old in a children's hospital and finding out Jimmy Saville is on his way. Or being an 18 year old female aspiring model and getting a phone call from Andrew Tate or his brother.

I saw this white bird in the red-light District with a crop top and mini skirt. So I asked her "Any chance of a fuck for £30." "Fuck off I'm not some whore that's for sale" "Sorry," says I, "in this area and how.you were dressed I was mistaken" "Yeh well you better apologise to my boyfriend too. He's the black one over there. OH LEROY,THIS CUNT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." So I went over to the coon and talked to him. Then I went back to the bird. "What did he say?" She asked. "Well I explained I asked you for sex for £30 and he called me a cunt. "Yeh I thought so" she said. "He then told me it'll cost £50 to fuck you or £70 with a blow job".