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As if I'm gonna buy any gems, I'm saving all my money to buy peoples farts in jars so I can sniff them and inhale them. Love the taste and smell of farts.

Am i a bad person for liking just stop oil? nah they piss off so many people they are amazing !

COP29 environmental talks overrun into the night. I suppose they are gonna be burning the midnight oil

Scientific data has proven beyond reasonable doubt, that ULEZ cameras will lead to an extended span of life for the residents of Gaza.

A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich. He orders two pints and trows ten thousand Franks on the bar and says “Keep the rest!” The owner is a bit suspicious but concludes the bill is the real deal. fife minutes later, the same deal, again ordering two pints for ten thousand Franks “Keep the rest!”. This continues for a while, the barkeeper can't help but question how the man can always pay with a 10k bill and “why the ostrich?” he asks, “Well” the man says “I was riding through the forest and in the middle of the road there was a massive mushroom, so I stopped to look, apparently three gnomes were moving, they were so thankful that I stopped I got three wishes”. The barkeeper asks “What did you ask”. The men replies “Firstly every night an other woman in my bed”. “Secondly a 10k bill in my pocket every time I reach inside”. Impatiently the ward asks “And the third one?” “Yeah.... they got that one a bit wrong”......”I asked for an ostrich.

My biggest fear about climate change is that about half past ten it's gonna start raining men

Influencer who promoted the virtues of a fruit-only diet dies aged just 39 from suspected malnutrition What an absolute lemon

There may finally be some reform in the USA as McDonald's workers in California could be about to get guaranteed a "living wage" of $22 an hour ! All optimism died yet again though when their Green Fag governor Gavin Newsome laughed, "and they'll need every bit of that to buy an extremely expensive new electric car now that we've banned all gas engines.

Am disappointed by XR protesters. Was hoping to see them having glued themselves to the road being dragged away by police leaving their hands still stuck to the tarmac. Publicity opportunity missed.

Socialism for Dummies: Everything is free, and we're all out of it!