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After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

The rugby clubhouse turned into a mosque. The first thing they did was remove the showers.

A dog owner was fined £100 for daring to venture out of the house without a plastic bag. I shit myself on a bus once, and all I got was a warning and told to keep driving.

Amazon confirms it has replaced 14,000 humans with robots. I always knew there was something a bit 'off' with Bezos' Wife.

Race to extract Prince Andrew from Royal Lodge before William and Kate move into their new home next door. Don't worry about it; your kids are too old now.

Verisure here: There's someone in your house but don't worry. We've turned on the smoke deterrent and my colleague is calling the police. Not to save you from being robbed but to stop you being laughed at by a Dwarf who doesn't speak English, posing as a copper, on the same day.

Jared Leto was the only actor who didn’t need CGI for Tron. He’s already a 3D-printed robot — they just had to reboot him every 29 minutes.

Springbok rugby star slapped with NINE-week ban for grabbing his opponent in a VERY delicate area. In his wallet

Katie Price claims she kissed Eminem, adding the rapper to her list of celebrity flings. With Eminem replying, "Fentanyl is one hell of a fucking drug".

I told my therapist about my procrastination problem. She said we’d work on it later.