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Sue Cook Yes, but most people know her as the host of Crimewatch

Applying for an extras job playing a zombie, I wondered whether to include my CV. Then decided that wouldn't help.

The Grand old duke of York, Gave up his royal title, I'm for one are not surprised, Coz he was a paedophile. And when he was UP he was up, And when it was down he was down, And when Virginia called the cops? He knew he'd lost the crown. (Addendum) And there's this Sicki cunt, Sits all day on his loo, Jerkin off, upvoting scores And he's a paedo too

I've just discovered that the car maker's name BYD stands for "Build Your Dreams". I suppose KIA means Killed In Action.

Whoever said 'Out of sight out of mind' never had a big three inch hairy fucking spider disappear in their bedroom.

imigrants will hav to ave a least a level standrd in inglish to work in ingland fank fuk its only immigrants and forinners

Me: "During a camping trip, I outran a grizzly bear." My friend: "That's bullshit, you can't outrun a grizzly bear" Me: " I know, I just had to outrun my fat wife".

Make the water cannon a much more effective crowd control device for unruly mobs by adding soap to the tank.

Just to make sure, can Ian "H" Watkins get himself stabbed too?

I pointed out to this woman in Asda the dangers of all the fat and alcohol she had in her trolley, the dangers it was doing to her body, not to mention the the murdering of animals. "I'll bet your fun at parties, " she snapped at me. Stupid bitch, as though I ever get invited to parties.