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"My Mexican boyfriend is only really good at smooth handjobs and stuff like that," said my homo son... "Not the kind of stuff like building a deck that you want him for." "Never mind, I thought that Dago could get over here and do what his people are skilled at with some Manuel labour."

Jota's car was likely speeding before fatal crash, Spanish police say. No mierda, señor Sherlockez!

With my kids, people told me I should be "lining up to see the new woke Snow White film." Turns out that by avoiding going to see this woke catastrophe with Snow Brown, I lined up my pockets with extra cash !

I asked a Mexican gardener if he was concerned about bigotry, and he said, er no sir I err only worry about the a leetle trees. All credit to Quinn Dale.

My daughter sneered, "If Jesus was in America today, Trump would cruelly deport him !" "He is, and it's pronounced Je-sus."

What’s a Mexican’s favourite comic book? The Beano

Texas Governor grants a last-minute pardon to Mexican man on death row. Not really an act of mercy, but the Governor explained he did it because the last time they fried one of the beaners in the electric chair, it took forever to put out the grease fire.

There's a new Diversity-Training lady, and her language rules are so ridiculous that they are severely retarding workplace productivity. For example, I can't even give a directive to have a surface retarred, or tell the Dagos it's time to get off their lazy arses and engage in some Manuel labour.

As you get older your sexual preferences change, for example I've stopped dating Hispanic men. Because I like my sex consensual. Credit: Amy Schumer.

If Tommy Fury wants to get to the US he needs only to fly to America and get in the back of a lorry to cross the border. I hear the heating is complementary.